THE SETUP: After getting to White Castle and escaping Guantanamo Bay, a couple of stoners who have grown apart only to be brought together on Christmas Eve to find the perfect tree. The only thing in their way – the mob, drugs, timing, stupidity and Neil Patrick Harris (NPH).


THE THOUGHTS:
The Harold and Kumar movies, though not for everyone, do have a bit of charm. You can’t help but like the two main characters (John Cho and Kal Penn respectively) as they get into one stupid situation after another. Is this the best of the trilogy? Well it has a bigger budget. And that’s really where the majority of interest in this movie should lie. The 3D is pretty awesome. From eggs to candy canes to waffle batter, the use of 3D special effects is better than most films I’ve seen in the last few years ( read: Clash of the Titans and Alice in Wonderland). Where the first two movies either were directly for the stoners or making a political comment, this one is really about visiting these characters with a statement on growing up. Not any break through for acting here as  Cho and Penn slip comfortably back into these roles. Of course, you come for them but stay for NPH. Over the top and hilarious, he makes fun of himself while pretty much stealing the show. Think Barney from How I Met Your Mother with less morals, bigger ego and no censor. I don’t think we need another Harold and Kumar movie but this is a nice end to the series.

A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS Rating:
rating system for movie reviews1 ticket – go, but don’t tell anyone.
If you like your Christmas movies raunchy , inappropriate and funnyish, rent this bad boy. At the very least, for NPH alone. Due to the 3D, (and the coast of those TVs), you’ll probably have to see this in the theatre to get the full effect.

Rating system:
½ ticket – rip up your ticket. (don’t bother)
1 ticket – go, but don’t tell anyone. (rental)
2 tickets – good movie, take a friend. (worth seeing in the theatre)
3 tickets – tell everyone you know. (stop reading, go see it)


Random Recommendations
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (2004) – Where the stoner adventure started. A fun introduction to a couple of buddies with the munchies and the first of a series of nights from hell. As per the other two movies, NPH takes it.

Dazed and Confused (1993) – Arguably the greatest of the stoner films, and it happens to be a pretty damn funny film too. A collection of up and coming actors (Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, Mila Jovovich, Parker Posey, etc.) in director/writer Richard Linklater’s look at high school in 1973.

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THE SETUP: A former boxer / loser (Hugh Jackman) is having bad luck and making a string of bad choices, and then he’s suddenly saddled with a son he doesn’t want. Did I mention this is a story told in the future world of professional robot fighting? Yeah, I should mention that because to redeem himself, he’s got to find the right robot to get him back on top. I’m sure the kid will help

THE THOUGHTS: How can you not think “rock’em, sock’em robots” when you first see this trailer? It looks cheesy, kinda silly…but what it does actually bring to the table is a lot of heart. If any of the actors hadn’t played this completely 100% serious, it wouldn’t have worked. And it does. The special effects and robot fights are kickass, the acting (dare I say it) is ernest and the story isn’t rocket science but it’ll keep you interested. It’s hard to bring more charm than the truckloads Hugh Jackman brings. Evangeline Lily adds more than the usual girlfriend role. And, the child actor in this is fine too. I’m not a fan of “cute” kids in movies and this kid was pushing it but he didn’t take away from my enjoyment. What really was impressive was that you felt the robot Atom was a genuine, thinking, feeling machine. Like Wilson in Castaway but with more punching. I left this movie pleasantly surprised (which is good when you have expectations of lame). Adding to the goodness pile: rumour is, the final fight was a shot by shot recreation of the Rocky/Drago slugfest from Rocky IV. Nice!

REAL STEEL Rating:

a movie worth checking out but it won't kill you to wait for the rental

Two Tickets

2 tickets – good movie, take a friend. A movie that kinda sneaks up on you in how fun it is. Real Steel does something I didn’t think it would make me do….care. I’d put this above a renter.

 

 

 

 

Rating system:

½ ticket – rip up your ticket. (don’t bother)
1 ticket
– go, but don’t tell anyone. (rental)
2 tickets
– good movie, take a friend. (worth seeing in the theatre)
3 tickets
– tell everyone you know. (stop reading, go see it)


Random Recommendations
Rocky IV (1985) – It’s got Drago. It’s got ridiculous training montages. It’s got Bridgette Nielsen. It’s got overblown American propaganda. It’s got James Brown. This is everything that was awesome/terrible about 80s sports movies. Watch it, but watch it knowing what you’re getting in to. Craptastic.


Cinderella Man (2005) – The down and out fighter with one last shot at the big time. There’s been about a million of these movies but one of the better ones was this. Ron Howard directs Russell Crowe in a true story of a boxer making a come back in the 1930s. Great story and amazing boxing match (it’s long but worth it).

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