5 Movies for People Who Hate Valentine’s Day

Films for people who hate valentine's day

Sorry romantics, some people really, really hate Valentine’s Day. Usually these people fall into two camps: 1)   Those that aren’t in a relationship and don’t need a reminder that they aren’t in one. 2)   Those that feel you should be doing something for your significant other all year round and don’t need a commercialized push […]

Review: Hanna

child spy thriller

THE SETUP: A child (Saoirse Ronan), raised in the European backwoods as an assassin by her father (Eric Bana), is tired of living in seclusion and wants to a real life. By “real life,” I mean going on a mission to kill a mysterious spy (Cate Blanchett). Much asskicking to come. [youtube]ugireeCoYyU[/youtube] THE THOUGHTS: If […]

Review: Robin Hood

Russell Crowe and his Merry Men

Robbing from the rich and giving to the poor, you won’t feel ripped off by this Robin Hood summer blockbuster. Ridley Scott teams up with Russell Crowe for the fourth time to give us the latest version of Robin Longstride…or is it Loxley…or Hood. A film that doesn’t try to hard to be any thing […]